Brothel Gossip

ramblings and errant thoughts of a 20something elvish priestess

Jul 28

pimpbright:

staceythinx:

The Midnight Planétarium watch was a collaboration between Van Cleef & Arpels and Christiaan van der Klaauw. The watch is made of 396 separate parts and features the six closest planets orbiting the sun in real time (Uranus and Neptune were left out because you probably won’t live long enough to see either one complete a full orbit).

I HAVE SUCH A STRONG NEED FOR THIS WATCH BUT NOT THE DEBT IT WILL LEAVE ME

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10knotes:

ask-usedkirby:

“Money Can’t Buy You Happiness, But Money Can Buy You A Baby Goat, Which Is A Ball Of Happiness”   ~Phillard Von Chester 

Have fun looking at baby goats and hope your day gets better!

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10knotes:

ask-usedkirby:

“Money Can’t Buy You Happiness, But Money Can Buy You A Baby Goat, Which Is A Ball Of Happiness”   ~Phillard Von Chester 

Have fun looking at baby goats and hope your day gets better!

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Jul 27

“Sasha and Aleksis Kaidanovsky. On their watch, the Siberian wall stayed unbreached for six years. Six years.”

RUSSIANSMY BABIES

Sasha and Aleksis Kaidanovsky. On their watch, the Siberian wall stayed unbreached for six years. Six years.

RUSSIANS

MY BABIES

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findchaos:

ChaosLife: Better Batter

A quick vegan recipe! We promise you don’t have to be vegan to like it, we’re not.

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stories-of-lost-ways:

end—less-ly:

sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU





This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

aaaaaaww hahhaha

stories-of-lost-ways:

end—less-ly:

sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

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ohstopityou

This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

aaaaaaww hahhaha

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  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

adorkable-and-geeky:

This is so so cute

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Jul 26

v-is-for-vincent:

isthistakenalready:

when Nathan said this the entire theater started cheering and yelling 

oh my god this movie was so great

What is the name of this movie? O_O

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