Brothel Gossip

ramblings and errant thoughts of a 20something elvish priestess

Apr 17

fuzzy-potato:

wholockedj:

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

THIS IS THE BEST RECIPE WOW I MAKE IT ALL THE TIME 10/10 WOULD MAKE 

THANK YOU

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thaxted:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

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Favourite Firefly Moments 5/?

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Apr 16
ohiseebetterfromadistance:

rudywolfe:

radioactive-ketchup:

whitesakurazuka:

garnetvengeance:

ssginkgo:

Avengers’ reactions to being placed inside a cardboard box

Must be nighttime

Omg Hawkeye

fuckin’ hawkeye

Hawkeye kinda wins this one.

LMAO, Hawkeye! he’s like, fuck this shit, i’m catching some sleep…. lol

ohiseebetterfromadistance:

rudywolfe:

radioactive-ketchup:

whitesakurazuka:

garnetvengeance:

ssginkgo:

Avengers’ reactions to being placed inside a cardboard box

Must be nighttime

Omg Hawkeye

fuckin’ hawkeye

Hawkeye kinda wins this one.

LMAO, Hawkeye! he’s like, fuck this shit, i’m catching some sleep…. lol

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dansrules:

disneyfab:

this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

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cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

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“For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.”
n.t. (via northwolves)

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Reblog if you’ve been offended by the words of your own parents.

roythomasmusic:

mo-livan:

hecatesdaughters:

shadowc44:

sammithehoboacrossthestreet:

viara:

I want to know if I’m the only one.

fucking shit

Definitely. 

sooooo many times.

The amount of notes makes me sad

Wow the number makes me sad.

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tamorapierce:

dolliecrave:

submit to me you stupid white fluff

Kitten attack!

tamorapierce:

dolliecrave:

submit to me you stupid white fluff

Kitten attack!

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